i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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