Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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