whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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