I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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