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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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