For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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