I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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