I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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