Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He felt like a one man threesome
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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