And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
In America we eat man semen.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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