Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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