Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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