I want to have your abortion
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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