Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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smell my finger.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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