bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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