yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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