Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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