i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
accomplished twins. life is a go
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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