im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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