That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
