So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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