I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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