At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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