She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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