I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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