One girl and one boy is just not enough.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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