All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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