apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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