I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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