Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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