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• (323): View more from California

  rhymes with "ouble enetration"

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• (325): View more from Texas

  just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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• (916): View more from California

  Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying

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• (561): View more from Florida

  i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.

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