rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.