You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice