What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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