he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he told me I talked like a deaf person
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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