i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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