I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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