i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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