Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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