I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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