i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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