I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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