Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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