wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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