we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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