How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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