do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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