Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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