Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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