Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
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