marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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