Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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