i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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