it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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