i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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