You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This girl is more easily done than said...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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