No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
420 ftw
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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