And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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