Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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